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Europe Demotivational Poster


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


Bravery -


TAGS: brexit eu europe britain montypython
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 26, 2016, 5:27 am
Thanks :))
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2016, 3:38 am
They did what the US did back in 1776. Separated themselves from unaccountable rulers in another country
EmilioDumphque - June 25, 2016, 9:24 pm
NICELY done!!
JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 5:41 pm
I'm joining Reality Lord's Monty Python scheme.


Living In Denial -


TAGS: america europe denial
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

EmilioDumphque - August 27, 2015, 5:26 pm
So, how can you tell that's not an American? I've seen hair that goofy over here.
JesusWept - August 26, 2015, 1:35 am
Thanks :)
GaryO - August 25, 2015, 9:55 pm
Gutsy. 5s for gutsy


BASEBALL -


TAGS: european style crisis
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 1:29 am
Europe, a continent where the poor and the dispossessed ain't black. AND! They can organise equality in a riot. How long has it taken rioters to realise gas masks are available to both sides of the argument?
TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 8:02 pm
Their "jobs" were nod-wink public sector makework. There wasn't even office space for all of those drones, enjoying a cafe society funded by the Germans. Now they're outraged because the good times came to an end, and with a bill. /better stop now...
Reality Lord - December 14, 2011, 12:32 am

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2011, 10:04 pm
Sad times for sure.
TheSanityInspector - December 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
Too bad they've got no work ethic.
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:25 am
yeah... greeks are tough people


DEVELOPING NATIONS -


TAGS: calendar europeans variety spice life
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

AllegedAccomplice - August 23, 2011, 11:59 am
Hey hey hey you forgot Eastern Europe is also the Bride Basket of the west.


EUROPE - This is not it


TAGS: europe this is not it fucked
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Frosty

Renton - July 28, 2008, 2:06 pm
Idiots.
aiko-chan - July 16, 2008, 2:24 am
lol, funny


INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


CUSTOMER SERVICE - Is alive and well in Europe




POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


I THINK - It's about time to jump the pond.


TAGS: european chicks rock
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Raven

FreddyKay - January 30, 2012, 6:54 am
oh, how i wish europea was like that...
IllicoPresto - November 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
Well, then, welcome to America!
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:58 pm
But you know you'll just eat McDeadCow's there too


ONE - One is exotic and something you want to see atleast once in your life. The other one...not so much.


TAGS: europe usa life exotic view
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 3:06 pm
teehee and another burger it turns into a string bikini!
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 3:03 pm
The main difference is that the one on the left was always a thong...the one on the right turned into one...
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:52 pm
Looks like they buy their pants at the same store?
boston - July 14, 2012, 11:49 pm
Seems thaat size is not considered, None of them can find the correct size


JUST SAYIN... -


TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
Cute.
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
N-I-C-E
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter


THE KINGS DINNER -


TAGS: tourism europe vacation king royalty
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:00 pm
Thank You. : )
CloudchaserS - December 15, 2012, 11:18 am
5L because I likely won't see more puns in one joke before I go to bed for the day


THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original


TAGS: europe idiot original south america
Rating: 2.71/5


EUROPE - Yes Europe is a continent, not a country, But the one pictured above is South America! How can 2 seperate people miss that!?


TAGS: europe dumbasses tunnel
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Dave Cranston

sunshine42 - July 12, 2010, 9:06 am
haha, creator of this poster is such a moron
Joke - June 20, 2008, 11:51 am
This was one.
Spelling B - May 22, 2008, 11:56 am
And 1 of them misspelled "separate". Go figure.
Brian - May 22, 2008, 12:34 am
looks like 2 people missed the joke


SOUTH AMERICA - You're both retarded.


TAGS: south america europe country continent
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Kevin

sunshine42 - July 12, 2010, 9:07 am
he called THEM retarded xD Oh they irony!
reow - June 20, 2008, 12:28 pm
LOL PWNT


EUROPEAN WOMEN - They Have Funny Ways. (You Missed a Spot.)




AFRICA - Its South America dumbasses


TAGS: south america europe africa idots
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by John

Acirfa - June 9, 2008, 9:10 pm
Welcome to the party, John. I'm afraid almost everyone's gone home; all we have left are ham sandwiches and diet ginger ale.


CATFIGHTS -




THE DIFFERENCE - -+- (a golden oldie)


TAGS: usa europe difference rnr
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by RnR

LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:22 pm
America isnlt really like that... (no offense) confederates just make America look fat and up in the North 1 in 25 ppl r fat 4 in 100. besides if (they say) 1/3 of Amricns. r fat that also means 2/3 arn't.
Max - March 21, 2009, 12:35 pm
If I were starving on a desert island, I'd want the American girl...
Bonethrack - January 29, 2009, 5:29 pm
so true
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 7:37 am
It amuses me. There are more interesting 'conversations' on this site in the comments fields than any of the posters. And they rarely end up having anything to do with the poster's content.
Tony G - November 12, 2008, 2:17 am
this is way to funny its almost sad that you two fight over on a website
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:29 pm
You guys make me giggle..
Margaret - September 1, 2008, 1:29 am
Hi God ... uhmmm, where's my penis? I think you know why I'm asking.
God - August 31, 2008, 3:47 pm
You're so jealous. haha. Crushed you, big time.
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 3:21 pm
Yeah, you win the Lifetime Outcast award. With that, you'll be able to continue being a social pariah, cursed to never see the light of day from your basement. Congratulations.
God - August 31, 2008, 3:11 pm
haha.. I totally won again. I'm so awesome.
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 6:12 am
If there was a book written with my name in the title, I'd have known about it. Later.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 31, 2008, 5:52 am
Didn't Judy Blume write about you two in her classic book for teens, "Are You There God, It's Me, Captain Douchebag"?
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 5:46 am
There was never a fight. And even so, caring about Internet fights makes you a sad, sad person. I'm out.
God - August 31, 2008, 5:24 am
Ha, I win again.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 8:09 pm
Wait..I don't even believe you exist, so how..Eh, this could go on forever, I'm out.
God - August 30, 2008, 8:07 pm
I'm not. You're having them about me.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 7:21 pm
Stop having gay fantasies about me.
God - August 30, 2008, 6:12 pm
Nah, you just wanna fuck me or something.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 5:54 pm
Nah, you just set yourself up for it. Take your trollery elsewhere and 'own' some other 'noobs', or whatever it is you kids do.
God - August 30, 2008, 5:37 pm
You just let them provide you your internet handle. Yea, that's much cooler. How many times have I completely owned you? Like a thousand... must be why you follow me around and comment after all mine.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
I don't thank people I consider to be lesser than myself. Later.
God - August 30, 2008, 5:02 pm
Did you ever thank me for giving you your name, Douchebag?
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 3:54 pm
Gonna go ahead and put this out there..The God-Troll is back, everyone. Ignore it. That is all.
God - August 30, 2008, 3:16 pm
Is that why we kicked your sorry asses all over the Olympics?


STOP LOOKING STUPID - Oh, Holy Freakin' Jebus! It's called "Google". Learn It. It could prevent you from looking stupid.


TAGS: europe endless antarctica australia bad joke
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by DatNguy

That Girl That Always Kicks Your bums - June 12, 2009, 8:05 pm
Its South America XD
cha3370 - April 13, 2009, 8:50 am
1. The person who made the first one is definitly either 5 or retarded 2. Whoever made the Geographic education one pwnd all ur asses! :D legend!
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 6:58 pm
angry troll is angry...
Geeee - June 16, 2008, 5:29 am
You missed the joke...


JUST WATCH THE SOCCER FANS -




AMERICANS - Geography isn't their strong point




ASSHOLES - No matter where they come from: you can spot them easily.


TAGS: europeans americans
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by paz

Marty - June 21, 2009, 4:40 am
As usual a fat American does it wrong....... what a surprise


THAT'S RIGHT - Because naming a place something like Myanmar will deflect Natural Disasters!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Neal

Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:09 pm
of year...
Jmac0585 - October 30, 2009, 4:04 pm
I think it's wonderful that Red China is allowing folks like pantha to use the infernalnet again. How is Beijing this time if year?
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:05 pm
I don't think U S Citizen has been watching the news lately. Still waiting on the Twin Towers Memorial and Katrina Recovery. Yay, free market
Torkil The Destroyer - May 30, 2009, 6:13 am
This was actually really funny! U.S. Citizen - Do i detect irony?
YANGAS - April 1, 2009, 10:12 pm
EVERYONE ELSE: the people that are too afraid to challenge us in person, do it over the internet
D-chi - November 2, 2008, 3:17 pm
Lulz. Also, naming it "Miami" may actually attract natural disasters.
U.S. Citizen - May 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
And within 6 months of this Tornado, the American City will look brand new again... thank you Free Market economy!
Funny Man - May 21, 2008, 12:06 am
OH SNAP!


EUROPE - Defending America in the front line against communism for over 50 years! No gratitude needed, you are welcome.


TAGS: america europe communism war
Rating: 2.32/5

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Packleader - February 24, 2009, 1:32 pm
Yeah, Reagan. And Hasselhoff, singing "Looking for freedom" in front of the Brandenburg Gate. Not a polish Solidarnosh or the german people or the russion peristroika. Perhaps you should read more than comics and USA today!
Culos - February 24, 2009, 5:15 am
OK WTFO, you do make sense most of the time, but this latest comments fails in so many ways that I even don't want to point them out. Read up on history and leave that Alzheimer ridden actor out of the equation please. (He was a better prez than GWB btw)
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 12:36 am
Hey, Timmy-G. How exactly did you defend the US? You sure didn't exend any help to the Eastern Block nations right next to you to help them from the oppression of the USSR. Pres Reagan brought down the Berlin will not Europe.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 11:18 pm
AMERICA - Leading NATO for 50 years - No gratitude ever extended - You're welcome.


HOW DO YOU SAY "THANK YOU" - In German you little bitch!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Phil

n00bium - August 1, 2009, 12:52 pm
I still dont get why germans should thank america for whoopin their asses. France could say "Thanks." but hey youre the reason why our neighbour still speaks gay! (Yup, its long enough ago to make fun off in Germany.). P.S. The First Commenteer was right.
Woody - July 18, 2009, 4:06 pm
what xxx is trying to say is there was no real fighting, only words, a few movies and the 1976 thru 1992 Summer and winter games was on the way of it. But no blood was spilled.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 4:59 pm
xxx - How can you say that? The USA is still here and the USSR no longer exists. The Soviet Union did lose-lose and the US won-won.
xxx - April 1, 2009, 4:54 pm
no one has won cold war..... it was a lose-lose situation
Mark - February 18, 2009, 10:49 pm
From Canada - The Russians had more to do with winning WWII than Canada did, but they'd be speaking German right now if the US hadn't given them armaments and opened the second front on D-day. After WWII the USSR did lose the Cold War.
From Canada - February 18, 2009, 10:38 pm
The russians won WWII
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 8:23 am
That's called tipping the scale from "losing" to "winning" Timmy.
Divine Plan - January 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
Lol, they only saved people in WW2 because they didn't join in till the end...
Velin - September 22, 2008, 7:09 am
I think it is "danke"


AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS BETTER - But some european will probly make a motivatoinal poster around this one. that european is a fag


TAGS: football soccer america american foot ball rugby european
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by CHRIS WEBB

firecock97 - December 27, 2009, 10:00 am
I'm not a European, I am an American Soldier. I have played both sports and have to agree with the Aussie. Rugby is the better and tougher of the two.
MAKTEK - August 17, 2009, 1:42 am
Not a Euro, Im an aussie, and I have to say NFL is a pansy sport, Get rid of the helmets and padding and make a real game out of it!!!!
Acey - April 20, 2009, 3:39 am
Europeans, gotta love 'em. They kick the ball in American football quite often actually.
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 7:35 am
Is better than what, exactly? Knitting cock warmers for japanese business men?
Culos - January 14, 2009, 3:35 am
Don't see a ball, don't see a foot. This game is called Handegg, not football, and as far as fags go, what's up with all the protective gear. What a bunch of pussies!


MOTIFAKE - Not full of intellectuals




SOUTH AMERICA - Is what this is. Idiots!




USA - Thinking wars are cool 'cause the Europeans are doing it.


TAGS: usa america war europe
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by WvO

HappyGambler - March 26, 2011, 9:33 am
Japan all the way. Happy Pearl Harbor Got Blown The Fuck Up Day, stupid fuckrats. :)
HappyGambler - March 26, 2011, 9:31 am
America sucks and I'm American. And the majority of Americans are white and rape and kill their own children and other peoples' children. Fuck America.
NathanKett - October 9, 2009, 6:26 pm
'Colonized is american spelling.' They call it that so they can get away with not being able to spell.
Sloth - May 22, 2009, 2:14 pm
Fail. America sucks. Deal with it.
patriot - May 7, 2009, 11:23 pm
are you fucking serious??! You have the nerve to insult this country but you can't spell COLONIZED?!?!?! you stupid cock slamming fucktard!!! get the fuck out of this country if you don't like it!!!


SOUTH AMERICA, RETARDS! - That's Americans for you.


TAGS: south america europe antarctica australia tunnel vision
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Jon

the point - October 24, 2009, 11:18 am
you missed it
Edd - August 2, 2009, 11:46 pm
Holy shit! Is people around here really THAT retarded? C'mon! Australia? WTF? As a south american I'm officially offended... Nah... Just keep tunneling it till the original disappears.
Jon Fails - July 28, 2009, 6:38 pm
Understanding Fail!


ACTUALLY... - Australia is a country. Oceana is the continent. Nice try tho.


TAGS: s america austrailia africa europe debate
Rating: 1.87/5

More motifakes by Don

andyronn - October 26, 2011, 4:30 pm
ok retards. jordans right in the fact that australia is the continent..but none if these make sense cuz its a picture of south america..another continent..so look at a globe before u start acting like u know what u takling about..MEGA ULTRA FAIL!! fags
tim - July 1, 2008, 11:32 pm
Actually, Australia is both the name of the country and the continent. New South Wales, Queensland, etc are the states of Australia. ULTRA, ULTRA FAIL!!!
tim - July 1, 2008, 11:31 pm
Actually, Australia is both the name of the country and the continent. New South Wales, Queensland, etc are the states of Australia.
Jordan - June 20, 2008, 6:06 pm
Actually Oceania is the group of islands in the area, Australia is the continent name, and the countries that exist are such as New South Wales, etc....ULTRA FAIL!!!


FAGGOT - I am one


TAGS: europe south america continent faggot
Rating: 1.86/5


EUROPE - Not a country. It's a continent.


TAGS: europe countries country continent mocking incorrect
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Steve

Captain Whitey - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
The joke - you ruined it! Exit the Internet, Mellie.
Mellie - May 8, 2008, 11:19 pm
Geography - study it! That's South America.


YOU ALL FAIL - I now deem this land mass as part of the Soviet Union


TAGS: europe
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by dylan

Sam - October 18, 2008, 6:40 pm
IT'S SOUTH AMERICA.


SOUTH AMERICA - There's no hyphen, dumbass. You must be an American.


TAGS: europe south america americans dumbass
Rating: 1.75/5

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NOOB'S - June 6, 2009, 1:41 pm
it's the outer galactic space-station, stop humiliating it!


NO - I'm pretty sure that's South America




DEAD - Is What This Joke Is


TAGS: europe
Rating: 1.38/5

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nick - September 24, 2008, 1:39 pm
gay porn


USA -


TAGS: usa europe texas
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - June 7, 2013, 1:52 pm
It's not quite like that...but I speak only by myself :)
rerun - June 5, 2013, 8:26 pm

I am from Texas and I approve this message.


EUROPE -


TAGS: europe european union rope safety hanging
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by steph1

Bolverk37782 - May 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
Except for the MEP’s, who use it to tie closed the bags they have stuffed full of the cash they have claimed as expenses!!!:-P
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
wierd fact: nearly 30 people each year try to commit suicide with bb guns
justme - May 26, 2011, 12:19 pm
actually america is number one in suicides... so i think that we in europe use it for a safety line ;)


HOME -


TAGS: just got back from europe amman jordan home place
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheTrashHeap - September 17, 2010, 8:49 am
You had it easy hammy! you should have been here when I joined.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:11 am
Believe me deadluvva, i had to go through some really hurtfull shit before i was actually accepted to "enjoy this site" as moo calls it :)
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:44 am
I don't think I've ever seen Las Vegas like that. :)
forseti - September 12, 2010, 9:35 am
Home is where the heart is! I like it, even it has nothing to do with a motiFAKE, has it?!? 5L ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 7:57 am
This is Just Hawamleh showing pride in his country....everyone should enjoy this site....even Hammy.
deadluvva - September 12, 2010, 7:54 am
I really do not know what to think about this one......


EUROPE - Apparently not recognizing the importance of a healthy breakfast.


TAGS: europe
Rating: 3.5/5

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ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
Butthurt Amerifag is butthurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.


USA USA USA - end of argument


TAGS: usa vs europe lol
Rating: 2.82/5

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AcidRain - July 24, 2012, 5:52 pm
gasp gasp...
Airman - July 24, 2012, 5:24 pm
roll tide
steve1961 - July 24, 2012, 12:08 am
Don't know about the rest but I like Alaska and the American Flag has stars in it and stars are always cool :)
Greeny - July 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
wow - thirteen swings all at once; pretty impressive
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:57 pm
that isn't to say the US hasn't made contributions anywhere - the categories chosen just weren't the best ones to choose.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
right - back to work then. :)
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
And the US has the gall to think it is qualified to tell others what to do. go USA go USA! LOL
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
Americans are the most propagandized people of any nation. The American dream cannot become reality so long as Americans remain imprisoned by such delusions and fail to think.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
People in real countries don't worry about paying for health care AND they live longer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2012, 9:48 pm
Dude, Don't hold back....Tell us how you really feel.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Politics? The US leads the world in incarceration (more than any police state), yet has more violent crime than any 1st world country by an wide margin. The NRA wants the criminally insane to have machine guns.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Sports? Fake WWE vs real boxing (European). Golf is Scottish too (ie European). Movies? Hollywood steals it plots from Shakespeare.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Cars? A German invention. Mercedes, Porsche, MG, Rolls Royce, Ferrari etc. The US is good for boats that wallow and guzzle gas vs European handling. 55mph (max 75) vs unlimited. The GT40 wasn't American - it was British.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Technology? The rocket, jet engine, atom bomb and computer were invented in Europe.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Art? Europe has more categories of art than the US has original artists. Food and drinks? Beer, bread, chocolate and cheese in the US are inedible compared to the European originals. American food is fast food which makes you fat.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
History? Europe & world vs. US & Iraq. Visited moon vs. explored Earth. Europeans invented democracy. Americans still don't have one. Piss tests, union busting and kleenex workers vs. labour laws that protect workers.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Science & Education? Europeans don't enslave themselves to pay for education while the US school system gets hyjacked by fundies as vile as the Taliban. Architecture? Gothic, Roman, Greek, Tudor, Baroque, Queen Anne etc etc?
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Wow... Celebrities? British Royal weddings? The Governator was European Music? The British invasion? Punk. Without huge advertising budgets no-one would buy pop. Partying? Harsh drug laws mean prison for what Europeans take for granted.
AcidRain - May 7, 2012, 5:11 pm
Dying on just about every category... awesome.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:47 pm

I agree completely, except for Gerard Depardieu. Mymymymymy.....5Ls


TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 2.55/5

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knowitall - July 27, 2009, 5:09 pm
a brain tumor?


NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Neal

HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm
Hey, Triggerdick, you fucking suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm
If you don't own a gun... you're a pussy!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm
An armed society is a polite society.


INTEREST - It's amazing how noone has lost it yet.




EUROPEANS - Good at insulting Americans, and nothing else.


TAGS: europeans
Rating: 2.05/5


EUROPE - Producing mass murderers since 1922


TAGS: europe world america war
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by motitard

Bashermo57 - April 30, 2009, 7:41 pm
Harsh but true, although not just Europe but any war driven male dominated empire society naturally has attack other lands and made slaves or killed many, then in return gets attacked, that's how many wars start.
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:15 pm
yeah sure, and who was using weapons like atom bomb and then saying "whoops, thats a bad weapon very bad.... no other countries should have this weapons!"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2008, 4:24 pm
I believe the original poster was meant to be sarcastic, the second one (first outer layer of tunnel) stupid, and the current layer wrong on purpose like so many of the 'geography' posters here.
fred - October 4, 2008, 2:36 pm
Hang about This picture was from when the yanks napalmed vietnam. Bit hypocritical to call us the murderers eh?
RnR - August 15, 2008, 12:20 pm
Pardon??? Do you mean the likes of Adolf and Stalin?


ASIA - Did you Mean: Europe?


TAGS: google europe asia john
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by john

rick - October 2, 2008, 4:09 pm
The Great Google knows all.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:22 pm
Behold, the tunnel bait has been planted.


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